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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

7th December, Thursday : Top Ten List # 6

Back with a post after a few days. It’s been a while since we had a post with a Top 10 list. And with the Sanjay Dutt trial making a lot of headlines, I thought why not make that the topic this time around.

Sanjay Dutt was convicted of illegally possessing weapons but cleared of conspiracy charges in connection with a series of bomb blasts in Mumbai that killed 257 people in 1993. "During the reasoning, I have not found him to be a terrorist or a destructor," Judge Pramod Kode told a crowded anti-terrorism court. Which is just ridiculous. And everyone knows that. We have all sorts of reasons and proof that clearly show that Sanju was a criminal and an aide of the terrorists.

So here goes.
The list is written in reverse order starting with Number 10 and finishing with the Number 1....

The Top 10 reasons why I think Sanju Dada is a terrorist and an aide of the mafia-

10. Claiming that the ten AK-47 rifles and 2 dozen grenades were just Birthday gifts from his uncle in Peshawar.

9. Azhar defending Dutt saying he was innocent and blameless.

8. His next movie is titled - 'Lagey Raho Dawoodbhai'

7. His favourite family vacation spot is Kashmir.

6. The Defense Attorney was none other than Barath Shah.

5. Dean Jones called him a terrorist in his newpaper column.

4. His daughter is in Afghanistan for her Higher Studies.

3. He kept addressing the Judge as 'Godfather'.

2. He is soon coming out with a book titled -' Lets say, hypothetically, that I did it'.

1. He actually said - 'I am a Patriot'.

2 Comments:

Amazing man! Honestly, you proved me wrong. Your enthu to carry on this blog is amazing!!

cheers
kk
Arey Sanju tho Gandhigiri practice kar raha hain bhai..:)!

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