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Monday, December 25, 2006
25th December, Monday : Christmas Day Special Post
Been a while since I posted anything. And Christmas day is as good a day as any to make a comeback. We all know what Christmas is all about – celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ with your whole family by buying each other a lot of expensive gifts that will be most probably exchanged for something else the next day. I love it. Today’s post is about the gifts some of our favourite celebrities received. Read on…..
Kavya Vishwanathan: A new copying machine……..or, as she calls it, a Laptop.
Saurav Ganguly: He got his place back in the team. No more gifts for him!!
Osama bin Laden: A hardbound edition of the illustrated Koran. Bigger and better than ever. All drawings by Pope Ratzinger.
Sanjay Dutt: He was hoping for 72 virgins. I don’t know what he got. But he did not get THAT.
Mel Gibson: ( from his daughter) - 2 front row tickets to ‘The Holocaust damn well happened’ Conference to be held next week in Auschwitz.
Zinadine Zidane: ( from Materazzi) - An early edition CD of the hit cartoon show ‘Beavis and Headbutt’
Madonna: (From Angelina Jolie) - Home delivered parcel with baby Kim Jong II wrapped in cotton wool. ( with a note that read – You’re welcome).
Santhi Soundarajan: ( from the CM ) - 15 lakhs, a Plasma TV and John Gray’s bestselling book – ‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Santhi is from …………South India?'.
Rafael Nadal: ( from Federer ) - A brand new ClayStation 3 gaming console where Wimbledon is played on clay.
Ariel Sharon: A ‘Get well soon’ card from Fidel Castro.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad : ( from Kofi Annan ) - An invite to play ‘Deal or no Deal’ with the UN Sec Council members at the upcoming Toronto session.
George Bush: ( from Tony Blair) - Free coupons to a Spa in Germany with massages by Angela Merkel.
Robert Gates: ( from Donald Rumsfeld ) - A copy of Kiran Desai’s novel ‘The Inheritance of Loss’.
Michael Richards: Membership to Anger Management classes conducted by Toni Soprano.
Lindsay Lohan: ( from Paris Hilton ) : DVD version of the movie 'Crash'.
Salman Khan: He got nothing. Santa was worried Salman might shoot his reindeer when he was busy handing out the gifts.
Merry Christmas everybody !!! :-)
Kavya Vishwanathan: A new copying machine……..or, as she calls it, a Laptop.
Saurav Ganguly: He got his place back in the team. No more gifts for him!!
Osama bin Laden: A hardbound edition of the illustrated Koran. Bigger and better than ever. All drawings by Pope Ratzinger.
Sanjay Dutt: He was hoping for 72 virgins. I don’t know what he got. But he did not get THAT.
Mel Gibson: ( from his daughter) - 2 front row tickets to ‘The Holocaust damn well happened’ Conference to be held next week in Auschwitz.
Zinadine Zidane: ( from Materazzi) - An early edition CD of the hit cartoon show ‘Beavis and Headbutt’
Madonna: (From Angelina Jolie) - Home delivered parcel with baby Kim Jong II wrapped in cotton wool. ( with a note that read – You’re welcome).
Santhi Soundarajan: ( from the CM ) - 15 lakhs, a Plasma TV and John Gray’s bestselling book – ‘Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Santhi is from …………South India?'.
Rafael Nadal: ( from Federer ) - A brand new ClayStation 3 gaming console where Wimbledon is played on clay.
Ariel Sharon: A ‘Get well soon’ card from Fidel Castro.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad : ( from Kofi Annan ) - An invite to play ‘Deal or no Deal’ with the UN Sec Council members at the upcoming Toronto session.
George Bush: ( from Tony Blair) - Free coupons to a Spa in Germany with massages by Angela Merkel.
Robert Gates: ( from Donald Rumsfeld ) - A copy of Kiran Desai’s novel ‘The Inheritance of Loss’.
Michael Richards: Membership to Anger Management classes conducted by Toni Soprano.
Lindsay Lohan: ( from Paris Hilton ) : DVD version of the movie 'Crash'.
Salman Khan: He got nothing. Santa was worried Salman might shoot his reindeer when he was busy handing out the gifts.
Merry Christmas everybody !!! :-)
posted by Vetti Guy, 6:11 AM
6 Comments:
Good one!
How long have you been sitting on 'Beavis and Headbutt'?:)
How long have you been sitting on 'Beavis and Headbutt'?:)
Thanks!
Actually, I just thought of it yesterday.....you think I can sit on something like this for more than 2 hours? :-)
Actually, I just thought of it yesterday.....you think I can sit on something like this for more than 2 hours? :-)
Btw, what gift did you get?;)
Well....I just found out a few days back that I am TIME magazine's Man of the Year. What more can I ask for? :-)
You forgot about the pig...
/not to mention Poland...
/not to mention Poland...
hello! time for new post!
