This blog will attempt to highlight the humourous aspects of actual news stories and events from around the world. The contents can be funny,stupid,bizzare and sometimes downright disturbing. Hopefully, it will be more interesting than anything you are likely to read in THE HINDU editorial column.

Surely You Gotto be Kidding Me !

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Headlines : 9th May

As you all know, the weather has been so hot in the last few weeks.In fact, it has gotten so hot in Chennai that T.Rajender has decided to shave off his beard for the first time since his 3rd grade.

The Exit Poll conducted by Hindu-CNN IBN predicts that the DMK is likely to make it a comfortable win in the TN Asssembly elections.Its quite clear what this implies. Amma has made a massive miscalculation. Women in TN these days prefer watching "Mangalyam" in a colour TV rather than wearing one.

Doctors studying the conditional of child running prodigy Bhudia Singh have advised him that too much running,or any physical exertion at his age could be disastrous for his health. Bascially, the same thing that Greg Chappel and the Selectors hve been telling Saurav Ganguly for the last few months.

We all know about the Indian who has been the news lately for shamelessly copying other peoples work, but boldy claiming that it was unintentional, unconsciously done and a result of inspiration and "internalisation" of the original source. But enough about Anu Malik.

Virender Sehwag could be in trouble with the BCCI over some comments he made about India playing excessive cricket in the last year. He said " Playing too much cricket has led to burnout and the players needed more rest to recover." I am quite surprised to hear that. I mean, considering that he has spent less than 5 minutes at the crease in every innings he has played in the last 12 months, he must be pretty well rested and in no danger of burn out whatsover. Maybe he could have some back problems - due to all the sitting around in the pavilion.

Heres something interesting. The last American to survive the sinking of the Titanic,a lady named Lilian Asplund, has passed away at the age of 99. But heres the striking part. When the ship sunk in 1912, she managed to survive by geting into a emergency boat along with both her parents and 4 brothers!!! No wonder there was no place for Leonardo Di Caprio during the climax scene.The Selfish Bitch !!!!

Sachin Tendulkar today has come out and given a statement to the press refuting claims that he is fit and ready for the WI tour. His statement was - " These reports are false. It is not true that I am fully fit and ready to face the rigours of international cricket yet." The problem is that he should issued this statement 5 months ago before the tour to Pakistan began. I dont think his situation was any different back then either.

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As you all know, the weather has been so hot in the last few weeks.In fact, it has gotten so hot in Chennai that T.Rajender has decided to shave off his beard for the first time since his 3rd grade.

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